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            【英语笑话焦点】Hold my camel

            There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turn... [详细]



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            A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him fr...


            I want to go out 我想出去

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            A shop owner1 closed2 his shop and went home. He was3 very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked,...


            The Perfect Son 完美的儿子

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            A: I have the perfect1 son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn&#39;t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn&#39;t. B: Does h...


            Response 回应

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            Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh1 Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One...


            I wrote 我写的

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            One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. "What a...


            Prepare Yourself 自己准备

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            A story around campus1 has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out...


            Cheater 作弊者

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            In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have be...


            Difference 区别

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            Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting1? Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn&#39;t. ...


            She Didn't Laugh 她没有笑

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            The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused. "What&#39;s the m...


            Different idea 想法不同

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            A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future. The young man said, "How free and...


            His reason 他的理由

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            A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish...